Tales From a Groupie

OK so browsing through some blogs I run across "Tales From A Groupie" and my first reaction was. damn lol i knew i would run across one of these site one day. So as i began reading i was just cracking up like i knew females were thirsty for Celebs but gosh.. now the other stories to me seemed very typical and somewhat cliche until i ran across Jim Jones. SMH. Now when i was younger i LOVED Jim Jones until i realized how IGNORANT, ARROGANT, and straight up SAD he really is. As i started becoming more Internet savvy it really opened up my eyes to a lot of ignorant artists, but to me he is by far one of the worst. Ok so back to the groupie... here is her story... very sad! 

"Last year memorial day weekend, me and a few of my girls went down to Miami. One of the nights we ended up at Sobe live right on South Beach. That same night Jim Jones, Santana and the rest of their crew came there to perform and spent a lil while in V.I.P. So as we were sitting there we notice that Jimmy and his friends didn't buy out the bar like they say they do, but instead popped one bottle of champagne (NOT BALLING). Anyway, towards the end of the night his security approached me and asked for my number so I gave him my number. Around 4:3o in the morning I get a call from the security guard telling me to ditch my friends and come to the Palm hotel cause Jimmy wanted to see me. So being the thirst that I was (lol) I left my friends back at the motel and headed to the hotel to see Jimmy. So once I got there I called back his security for the room number then went upstairs. Once I got their he started treat me like a smut and told me to "wash up and get back in the bed with nothing on" so I did. Once I got on the bed, I began to kiss him, but he pushed my face away and lowered my head down to his private part, which I didn't mind cause it was an okay size (decent). So now I'm giving him head and then he stops me to put a rubber on and then after 30 seconds or so he nuts. What a loser. Then he tells me "I gotta go now, cause he got shit to do". So I got dresses and the next thing you know he throws $10 at me and says "For your troubles, here's some cab money". SMH he's such a bum loser, he really isn't balling or packing. Guess I was a groupie for a night, but I wouldn't do it again."

All i can say is WOW. I don't know if its just me but... how can this happen? Ive had my share of Celeb encounters especially living in L.A but never have i been SO starstruck (i don't think I've ever been starstruck) that i said I'm going to ditch my friends to give it up JUST because. no bottles poppin? no problem! hell no ... this girl couldn't even get approached picked up.. shit at least fed by this nigga..? Imagine how many groupies he let touch his Greg (dick) without a condom... she just dipped into a pool of STDs... how degrading and embarassing!!