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Friday, September 11, 2009

SS: Money


Found this story somewhere::


There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."


So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.


Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"


She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."


"Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."


"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"


"I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."

POKEY




How about this for a tattoo?

Thursday, September 10, 2009

BASTERCARD



WOW... IS ALL I SAY.
MEN. SMH. NO IM SORRY... ASSHOLES HAHAH.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

JoKE To FAR




OK so as i watch this im thinking... thats fucked up. Now they have an x-box BOX so i assumed at some point during this video they would actually bring  it out and give it to the poor boy. THIS IS CRUEL. Im suprised he held back his tears as long as he could... !!! "we cant afford an x-box" but you got he damn box how? .... notice everybody get up and walk away at the end... on christmas lol

Sunday, September 6, 2009

UNICEF




Does anyone get the irony? It says "A nickel could save a child's life" But they sent a the nickel along with the letter to a UNICEF Supporter to what looks like their home address, instead of to the child who's life it could save....hahah dummies i wonder who's promo idea this was and did they get fired?
lol

Friday, September 4, 2009

COMBO

WedDings


for you slow people... both parties decided to keep their last name.. and when put together they subliminally say something else...lol "busch-graber" translates into "bush graber" [obviously]

Smash-n-Grab





WOW. I've always wondered if anyone was bold enough to get the Apple store!!! I guess when times get hard nothing seems absurd. These guys shattered the glass door and just started snatching the computers and iphones OFF the wires!! WOW hahah ... THATS WHAT APPLES GET for not providing insurance on their damned iphones!!!! They took ALOT in 30 seconds... who's idea was this??? What made them finally decide to say "FUCK IT!!! lets get the apple store"  I've been in countless apple stores i'm trying to understand how they just snatched the wires off the computer without damaging them.. anyways... 

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Lifes Miracle ...MAKE UP

I cant even remember how i ran across these pictures!! But im glad i did. Now who ever made these "side by side" obviously went and found the worst pictures possible of these women but... its still these women lol so what can i say? i wonder how i would look if i invested in some make up... prob so unbelievably fine i wouldnt be able to walk the streets of L.A alone anymore smh... hahah yall know its truuuee.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Self-Hate or Stupidity?







This is not the first or last woman to do this stupid procedure. What do you guys think? Self-hate or Stupidity? Changing a few things about your look is cool and im not even against breast implants or reconstructive surgeries... anything small simple done every day. Flying to PANAMA to have some unknown doctor in your eye is just CRAZY. woman learn to love yourself and you wouldn't have to tell a painful story as such as this in your future.