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Monday, October 19, 2009

Balloon Boy: Fresh Prince'd



PURE COMEDY. I wonder if this just randomly happened of if they actually came together and put this song together ahead of time. Either way its extremely funny ah.... americans. The dumb shit we think of.

Oh and Balloon Boys father is facing prison time for the hoax! Poor family didnt know what they were getting themselves into. I dont think the man should go to prison over this but he does need some damn community service hours. Theres no point in taking a man from his household over a idiotic "crime" . I think he embarrassment of national and maybe even international humiliation is enough!

Burnt Orange







What is up with, no offense, white people and all this artificial tanning?? I mean can they not sit under the sun and get a natural tan? Does it not work like that or something? I know a few people just turn extremely red and probably start to painfully peel but if its not meant to be ... then its not meant to be. How many cans did these people use?? WHy couldn't they have one universal color over there entire body as opposed to looking like they have 189 billion different shades of color on them. The guy at the botton must have washed his hands after he applied the "tan" to the rest of his body.... look at his fish lips all pinked out. DOUCHE BAG OF THE YEAR.

1/2 a chest.



Some how this lady only got one of her boobs done. Well at least thats what this looks likes to me. She is from the housewives of NY i believe so its not like she don't have the bread to get this fixed! or "corrected" , "augmented" whatever you wanna call it! This couldn't possible be photoshopped either look at that slope!! I bet she HATES this picture... but I mean she HAS to know that her boobs aren't equal to each other at all so why even wear such a revealing shirt?