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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Dunno What to Call this.




OK. NOT THAT I AM HOMOPHOBIC ... but is this kind of extreme? He has a train... like a womans wedding dress. That bothers me for some odd reason. Im happy they found love and are passionate enough to marry each other and truly commit but why does one have to portray the "female" role when he is indeed a male? Or am i just being a hater??


Dont Lie their wedding cake is BOMB!

Ciara JUST back then



WOW even with this crazy ass outfit on CIARA still manages to look beautiful. All those 10 flowers in her head dont even phase me. If she isnt a bad bish then who is?? So what if her top and skirt dont match at all, its ciara for christ sakes! I like the color of her haaaair. Its very similar to mine. That means im cool hahaha


AirBrush FAB




EVEN THOUGH this picture is photoshopped as hell I love to see these two sisters doing their thing and setting great examples for younger girls to follow!! People can say what they want about Solange I give her a lot of credit its HARD to be Beyonce's litter sister I could only imagine the pressure she has on her to be GREAT! If i know one thing is she SEEMS like a great mom. Not to mention her sense of style is USUALLY on point.


#yungbergshead

So if you twit you see this trending topic #yungbergshead thanks to of course @myfabulouslife HAHA its WRONG BUT FUNNY here is the actual video of yung berg getting snuffed.



Now all this went down on La Brea infront of the Stussy store [1st and la brea] ... who hasnt shopped there? My question is... HOW do u let a non nigga SNUFF you and still have time to stop look at him and walk away?? Reflex says if I get hit in the back of my head i ask no question im turning around SWINGING... but maybe thats just me.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

9 Lives with Ben Baller!

If you from L.A you KNOW who Ben Baller is... if you dont then YOU'RE LAME [no that isn't him down below] He is one of the best jewelry makers around! On his blog i saw this chain and i immediately fell in love... too bad it belongs to the guy wearing it lol.  Maybe Later i'll Post more pics of the jewelry he has made but i think this piece says enough about his talent!!




FYI: Every stone has to be dyed and individually placed. BUT don't quote me because i could have misread!!

uniquescoop.com : Why Are They Parents?


Found these pictures on the blog listed above... and it HURT me to see these images. What is wrong with people?? Now i see why the government want to "sterilize" certain human being. Prevent their no common sense having asses from harming their children intentionally or not !

Click the images to enlarge



Click read more too see a LOT more ignorance!! SMH .. please get it together people

Monday, September 28, 2009

700 lb Marijuna Bust




WOW. Im Speechless

Saturday, September 26, 2009

BIG ASS BABY!!



This baby was born i wanna say was born 19 or 22 pounds!! HOW??? What the hell was his momma eating during her pregnancy? Luckily she had a c-section because lord KNOWS what would've happened.

Oakland: The Epitome of Illiteracy




This is a episode of GANGLAND interesting ass documentary but throughout the whole episode i couldn't help but keep asking myself: How do they only have a team of 8 cops who specialize in gangs for the entire city? Why does everybody speak so slow and sound special ed? They talk about fighting over territory but they dont seem to understand at the end of the day all the streets all the walls all everything belongs to the city. SMH. What are you gaining???

If this is oakland i need to be far away. It looks like the corners of Crenshaw and Slauson in L.A except way dirtier and never ending.

As a female how can you date any of them dirty ass boys, guys, men whatever they are?? Do they shower? I need more variety than hoodies and extra long t-shirts LMFAO we passed that up years ago. Get a REAL life or shoot yourselves already! Stop tormenting the normal non psychotic people who trying to make a living and raise their family in peace!


Get it together.

Friday, September 25, 2009

DUMB ASS BITCH!




LOADED OR NOT .... this poor excuse of a mom should be, and i'm sure she was after this picture hit the net, in a shit load of trouble! Imaging "Awe... this baby has the cutest blue ey- BLAoOOO" baby brains all over mommy shirt. SMH. 

Char & Lil Duval




How can you NOT love these guys????

SINGLE LADIES FAIL




Just why?... This woman LEAPED over to slam her head on the TV. Who does that? Sure it may have been accidental but seriously why even TRY to do the dance with a tight, hot, sweaty mask on in the small ass space?? It just made no sense what-so ever. Im assuming they wanted to show youtube they can dance but were to embarrassed to say who they are. Get it together please...

Im Going To Try This





I dont care how "ghetto" this may look its smart! I just wanna know how did they get way out there... with the meat and forget the grill? Im kind of mad this idea never dawned on me while i walked through the park and stared at the homeless tying there carts down. If you really think about it, its the same exact thing as a grill. I cant hate on this i'm sorry lol. Ive always been raised to improvise and work with what i got!

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Dorky Hoes




Forget tryna look out for gold digging bitches... dorky hoes like this are ALWAYS dick hungry. Who does shit like this and really think its funny? Im repulsed what lady acts this way? None.

Cover it UP




There has to be some point in time where you realize you just don't got it anymore!!! I have never in my life seen anything so grotesque. Im sorry she looks like that and i'm even sorrier that she is just letting it all flap out... a combination of anorexia, wrinkles, extreme tanning. My question is how long ago did she get her "boob job?" She knows damn well she could've tighten up the string on her bathing suit to help hold them bad boys up... Is the guy standing to her side her husband ? Judging by the beast right next to her who looks like a mixture of both of them i would say yes. GOSH please tell her enough is enough.



Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Killer Heels.




If i had just thousands of dollars to waste and knew where to find all of these heels i would be all um in and through these!!! . Yes even the last ones with the spikes on them. Im not sure what the Studded Boots are, but the pink ones are Dior, the Black and gold ones are Gucci and the spikes are unknown to me.

Im not sure why shopping is most women's therapy but lord knows in need some right now! Man.  These Shoes Make me melt almost as much as that Pink Bentley coupe.

Imagine having the pink Bentley Coupe and hopping out in ANY of these heels lol... girls if you're over the age of 18 sneakers and tennis shoes should slowly start to deteriorate off your feet!!




Monday, September 21, 2009

Who's hand do you shake?




NASTY NESS!!!!! and trust and believe she is not the only person doing this in public and not washing their hands. Think about all the peoples who's hands you ay shake or happen to touch some how throughout the day!! Lord have mercy on my soul nobody better touch me EVER!!!!


She had the audacity to smell it too....

Worst Rap Battle Ever





ok... ive watched this video atleast 50 billion times and i still laugh everytime... WHO recommended he rap? hhahaha... who is that cruel? and the worst part is he kinda did a lil better than the normal guy... aside from him stopping to think while his eyes went crossed. As a young man i wouldnt even bother "battling" him. Who "show" is this and why are these the only contestants available... lord bless our children.



He said "see im the best man... i did it" my question is... WHAT DI D YOU DO????????? lol

Why is his shirt halfway tucked in?

How was his rap more creative than the normal dudes???

Cotton Candy... CC




Ok... for every girl out there who tries to paint their car pink this is what the color is supposed to come out looking like. COTTON CANDY... delicious. If i had this Bentley coupe do you not know i would be the baddest bish known. I could go ANYWHERE looking like who dun it and STILL be the baddest. You cannot tell me SHIT about this car. I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT. To any bitch who think she ballin... get one of these before you claim that title sweetie. haha BOSS BITCH i swear!!


man... im melting.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

What is a Bitch?





IM A
B I T C H
:-)

DUNKS!!!!!!!





Ok... i don't really wear tennis shoes anymore or sneaker or whatever you like to call them but THESE ... are the shit. Where can i find these in a 5.5 anybody tell me PLEASE!!!!!! I love gold.

Inspiration

The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one. 




--Mark Twain

Bomb!!




When i get older i pray to GOD that i look as beautiful and age as well as Halle Berry. Who doesnt like her? Im sorry Lover her???

Monday, September 14, 2009

Amber Rose








Amber Rose before Kanye ... Say what yall want but she was still bomb... HATERS!!! WHo said she's trying to pass herself off as a light skinned black woman?? That doesnt even sound right SMH. 

Stage Crashers






HAHAHAHAAHA ... WHO MADE THIS???

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Latest Trend


Apparently white people perm their hair...









and so do asians... at least white people understand the concept of wanting nice slick straight hair, Asian's want that nappy shit.

KANYE iS an (_o_)









So Kanye has baffled me. SMH.
Im so ashamed of his behavior even if he isn't. Who is he to walk on stage and take the Mic from the poor girl who by the way is only 19. Beyonce walked her back on stage later on in the show and reintroduced her and gave her encouragement as she re-did her speech. Gotta love Beyonce for that. Who does Kanye think he is? His opinion isn't that important!! I agree with what he said but the manner he did it in was HORRIBLE and embarrassing now i feel he took black people a few steps back even though nobody is directly saying it you already know the stereotypes live on ...

Creative Bone



Yep im creative...

Friday, September 11, 2009

SS: Money


Found this story somewhere::


There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."


So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.


Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"


She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."


"Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."


"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"


"I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."

POKEY




How about this for a tattoo?

Thursday, September 10, 2009

BASTERCARD



WOW... IS ALL I SAY.
MEN. SMH. NO IM SORRY... ASSHOLES HAHAH.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

JoKE To FAR




OK so as i watch this im thinking... thats fucked up. Now they have an x-box BOX so i assumed at some point during this video they would actually bring  it out and give it to the poor boy. THIS IS CRUEL. Im suprised he held back his tears as long as he could... !!! "we cant afford an x-box" but you got he damn box how? .... notice everybody get up and walk away at the end... on christmas lol

Sunday, September 6, 2009

UNICEF




Does anyone get the irony? It says "A nickel could save a child's life" But they sent a the nickel along with the letter to a UNICEF Supporter to what looks like their home address, instead of to the child who's life it could save....hahah dummies i wonder who's promo idea this was and did they get fired?
lol

Friday, September 4, 2009

COMBO

WedDings


for you slow people... both parties decided to keep their last name.. and when put together they subliminally say something else...lol "busch-graber" translates into "bush graber" [obviously]

Smash-n-Grab





WOW. I've always wondered if anyone was bold enough to get the Apple store!!! I guess when times get hard nothing seems absurd. These guys shattered the glass door and just started snatching the computers and iphones OFF the wires!! WOW hahah ... THATS WHAT APPLES GET for not providing insurance on their damned iphones!!!! They took ALOT in 30 seconds... who's idea was this??? What made them finally decide to say "FUCK IT!!! lets get the apple store"  I've been in countless apple stores i'm trying to understand how they just snatched the wires off the computer without damaging them.. anyways... 

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Lifes Miracle ...MAKE UP

I cant even remember how i ran across these pictures!! But im glad i did. Now who ever made these "side by side" obviously went and found the worst pictures possible of these women but... its still these women lol so what can i say? i wonder how i would look if i invested in some make up... prob so unbelievably fine i wouldnt be able to walk the streets of L.A alone anymore smh... hahah yall know its truuuee.